Have you had your Timothy today?

Tagged again. This time by Wen Dee.

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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
I wish I were a Timothy Weiner.
That's bad.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
It's just for me and my Timothy...
Woo... Mysterious...

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Timothy not included.
T.T

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
The biggest Timothy money can buy.
Wierd...

6. To someone you dislike?
Splash Timothy all over
It's splat you idiot...

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
See the USA in your Timothy
o.O

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
The Timothy that smiles back
And i got killed after saying that, won't i???

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Today's Timothy, Since 1903
(Chun!)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
The best Timothy a man can get

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
(ooi,)Make every Timothy count
whoop!

13. What are the best words to describe you?
It's not TV, it's Timothy
(And will that suggest i bring bad influence?)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
It's good to talk Timothy

15. Your last words before you die...
Stop! This Timothy is not ready yet!
Nice...

16. Your message to a special someone..
Designed for Timothy, Engineered to last
er...?

17. Title of this post will be...
Have you had your Timothy today?
Whoop whoop!