Tags mayhem...

TAG ONE

01. Your Name, and explain your Chosen Name: Timothy, reason ar... Lazy to find out...

02. Mental Age: No idea whatsoever

03. Single or Taken: Single but not available for the moment

04. Favorite Book: I don't exactly read anymore...

05. Favorite Song or Album: Currently, I want you back, Sonor / None

06. What do you believe is your calling in life? Your greatest passion?: Something big/food, friends and family.

07. What's your worst recurring nightmare/biggest fear?: A traumatic experience/myself

08. Faith, has you any? And if so, what, and if not, why not?: God. Why not, not?

09. Do we know each other outside of LJ/FB? Do we want to?: JS mates. And loving it... (dun understand Q2...

10. What's your philosophy on life?: All the way or no way...

11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?: Mood determines

12. Would you tell me something painful if it was in my best interest?: Yes

13. What is your favorite memory of us?: 6 weeks of JS, Js REu 2

14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?: Can't tell.

15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: There's so many i dunno what to say...

16. You can have three wishes what are they?:
a) For the pain to go away
b) to not work so hard/easier life
c) for the chance to be more often with people that matter.
(i'm in an emo mood, so forgive)

17. What is your favourite food?: Anything goes... sweet stuff preferred.

18. Which country is your spiritual home?: It's a half acre land - my church

19. What is your big weakness?: my mind

20. Do you think I'm a good person?: In fact, one of the best...

21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?: English/physics

22. Describe your accent: chinesey...

23. If you could change anything about me, would you?: Nope

24. What do you wear to sleep?: something wrong. just joking. Tees and shorts.

25. Gender identity?: Male

26. Affectionate/sexual orientation?: dun understand/borderline. dun ask why.

27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?: Just be silent together

TAG TWO

1. What is your name: Timothy
2. A four Letter Word: Time
3. A boy's Name: Tim
4. A girl's Name: Tiffany
5. An occupation: Tailor
6. A color: ...?
7. Something you wear: Tees
8. A food: TGIs... oops.
9. Something found in the bathroom: (brain blew from thinking too hard)
10. A place: Tokyo
11. A reason for being late: ...
12. Something you shout: Totally!!!!
13. A movie title: lazy to answer
14. Something you drink: Tinge
15. A musical group: The Rolling Stones... :-p
16. An animal: Tiger
17. A street name: Damn this is hard...
18. A type of car: arrggghhh...
19. A song title: The take's over, the break's over
20. A verb: totally.

TAG THREE

Dear Kent,
I don't really know how to tell you this, (Our romance is over). I think I realized it (When I tripped on peanut butter) (In your closet) and I saw you (Carve your initials into) The Catholic Priest). I'm sure you're (Scarred) enough to understand (That you need a sex-change). I'm returning your (toe ring) to you, but I'll keep (your collection of butterflies) as a memory. You should also know that I (Get sick when I think of your feet) and (your Cucumber-fetishism is weird).
Warm tingly sensations,
Timothy

Man this is sooooo wrong. Don't mean it obviously.

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Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Do it if you feel like it.
moody... haiz.